The above submission came along with this ransom note:

Dear Little Debbie,
We have our intern (Anne Marie).

Our demands:
-30 Little Debbie Muffins
-1 Oatmeal Creme Pie (Chris prefers)

Send immediately to:
Free Association
Brooklyn, NY

Upon receipt we will make arrangements for her release. Classes start September 1st. 

Insincerely,

Office of Mischief and Thievery
FreeAssociation